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"Old Timers Remember
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A computer was something you seen on TV, from a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to clean,And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend,And gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things,And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor was someone who used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy,You hoped nobody would find out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage,Not something you did to a file,And if you unzipped anything in publicYou'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with scissors.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was something a spider made.
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper,And the memory in my head.I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,But when it happens they wish they were dead!"